Deep wash

Putting a water bottle right to the back of your throat to drink it.

Person 1: "Hey, can I have some of your water?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just don't deep wash."

by Basketcasethatisconfusedaboutm July 3, 2019

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.

The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.

by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019

Christ-Washing

The act of taking a piece of literature from a pagan culture and recording it with noticeable new additions of Christian imagery or references. Most commonly performed by monks in early Europe.

Beowulf, proud Dane and Definite Viking comes to save the Mead Hall. "Thank Holy God in His goodness!"
The monk kicked back, Christ-Washing complete.

by ThatOneKindaCoolGuy April 8, 2019

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

Pigeon wash

A wash at the sink

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017

nigga wash

getting a soapy as rag and instead of getting in the shower you just wash your body at the sink with the rag

i dont have time to take a shower so imma just do a nigga wash

by yooooo 124 November 1, 2017

washing the glove

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.

Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.

by smackmondo February 19, 2018