Nature wooding

When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.

Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?

Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.

by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011

nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

nature's pillow

The most supple and sublime creation ever made, a cusion for any occasion. It is the closest to heaven any creature could get because it offers more comfort than the imagination can handle. When supported by nature's pillow, think back on your life, be critical and look for flaws. Then get lost in nature's pillow and forget it all.

As I was growing slow and sleepy, my friend offered me her nature's pillow and I had slept like a baby that night, so comfortable it silenced the sirens of nature itself.

by Thelegitfoodreview December 21, 2016

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 5, 2005

Nature boy

A white guy who got lost and ended up in the hood searching for the seven wonders of the world. Some of them stick around these days like rabid animals.

Why don't you go look for the lost arc or the tomb of the seven deadly std's nature boy? You got die either way if you stay round here.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016

Freak of nature

a freak of nature is when someone look so ugly, and or fat and disgusting, and smelly mix and match cant get no one to date them or have sex with them or kiss them, male or female will start having sex with wild animals, barn animals, like pigs, horses, even sucking horses huge dick and swallowing its cum, or get them to fuck them. dogs, cats, cows, goats, anything they can get their hands on. its so sick and nasty and the stench they get from having sex with wild animals...freaks of nature. this is how all sex disease starts, even having sex with monkies and gorilla or baboons for their colorful ass. like the worst HIV, AIDS , CORONA VIRUS, COVID-19 AND MANY MORE, HEPATITIS C AND OTHERS.

get that freak of nature away from me and out of my place of business.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022

nature clown

One who is naturally funny. Has or pertains to having mental retardation and/or autism.

Guy 1: Did you watch Life Goes On?
Guy 2: No. I am afraid of nature clowns.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005