Mushroom Stampede

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017

mushroom terrorist

A terrorist grown in the depths of their mother's basement who sprouts up to kill people, and then generally dies.
Typically a white nationalist incel.

- Did you hear about the latest mushroom terrorist?
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.

by TuckerTrash25 August 5, 2019

Mushroom Cult

A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government

Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023

frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017

Stubby Mushroom

a nickname you can give to a short person

Short person: "im short"
tall person: "you are a stubby mushroom"

by unicorrn_69 September 1, 2020

Healthy Mushroom

A woman's lady region that is prone to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. There is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.

Person 1: "Come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom"

by A6M2 August 11, 2016

Super Mushroom

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.

"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."

by Spoon Man the Eleventh April 19, 2018