Girl wants those dic pics. Think David Attenborough but instead of narrating Planet Earth this girl is talking bout all the Ds she’s S’ed. Even has a scrap book, bout as thick as a phone book, of polaroids and accompanying editorial of every dick she’s ever encountered in the wild. The D in her PhD stands for Dick. Gets more shroom than Mario. Princess Peach ain’t got nothing on this broad. If Carmen SanDiego was a dick she’d find her in record time.
by Dr. AA January 19, 2018
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This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people
Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease
by Unknown Cheffer July 6, 2020
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by Red Juan Elgordo November 5, 2022
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Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom
by yunknasty February 11, 2013
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Typically a white nationalist incel.
Typically a white nationalist incel.
- Did you hear about the latest mushroom terrorist?
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.
by TuckerTrash25 August 5, 2019
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when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.
by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016
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