Morris

This person typically tries to one-up everyone they speak to.

I can eat a 12 oz steak!

Morris: well I can eat a 16 oz steak!

by Jimmy6969 June 27, 2017

Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.

"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."

by Widowmater. October 21, 2017

Morris

An ain’t shit dude who gets multiple woman pregnant at the same time and tells lies

Oh he pulled a Morris with Tonya and Gina.

by Hecanlickaleftnut May 5, 2018

Merrix

The most annoying and lovable person you will ever meet.

He's very excitable, and knows how to Express him feelings.

To locate a Merrix in the wild, listen for his signature call of "Anywho" to change a topic or using the word "Question" before asking a question.

He has been known to dab awkwardly as an offensive gesture towards people to showcase his lack of rhythm and exert dominance.

Person 1: "Hey did you see merrix?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he was dancing."

Person 1: "What? He could dance?"

Person 2: "No, he just dabbed over and over until people got off the dance floor."

Person 1: "Yep, that sounds about right."

by Bruuuhforreal July 27, 2018

Morrison

Morrison

He is morrison

by ...m September 4, 2018

Morris

What a Fucking hoe

Morris is such a fucking hoe

by Bessybish November 13, 2018

Morrison Move

An act of commmunication whereby pent up frustrations are expressed in a series of coordinated movements.

1) widen eyes
2) increase blood flow to face

3) slam fists on table
4) infrom agency of their incompetence

5) storm out of meeting room
6) slam door

7) leave Markeing Executive to decipher said communication to agency

She was feral and pulled a total Morrison Move on the agency.

by Damaged Marketing Execuitve December 7, 2018