Model Syndrome

A sense of extreme cuntines (in a good way) that makes people incredibly delusional (in a good way) it’s almost as if they suddenly
Think they can walk in a Victoria Secret show

*phonk or Ayesha Erotica starts playing*

*starts walking as if they were a supermodel*

Dude why is that person walking like that?

They have Model Syndrome

by Beverly Vista Middle School October 13, 2023

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Pole Model

A stripper's role model; The stripper all other strippers try to be.

Cynthia: OhMAGod Grrll, that Candie is sooo good at dancin', she is my pole model!

by R&A4eva December 6, 2010

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Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.

Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.

by Positive Language Contributor October 8, 2018

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Spinsta Model

A person who goes to spin class for the sole purpose of creating Instagram content of themselves.

“Yo, you hear about Maddy? She’s gone full spinsta model.”

by The Euphonium King March 17, 2019

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anus model

Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.

Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"

They have the perfect butthole.

Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?

by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017

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