Mitch Milani

A Patriots fan that never gives reasonable takes. From Edelman HOF to Mac Jones>Trevor Lawrence, this legendary clown says it all.

Hey, that was a very Mitch Milani take

by TheOnlyBengalsFan May 30, 2021

Mitch

An ex u will think of from time to time. Probably ur first love, first rime, first kiss, etc. He was probably a little older than u, but didn't really act like he was. He's the ex u say u would go back to any day.

Annie: Truth or dare?
Sadie: Truth.
Annie: Which ex do u miss the most?
Sadie: Definitely Mitch, he was my first love.

by TrashhhyRaccon August 13, 2021

Mitch

Annoying Anthrowarbeon who is currently in love

hehe mitch rhymes with bit-

by MitchIsGae August 22, 2021

mitch

usually used in middle school, and replaces the word “bitch”.

me: hey girl how are you?
friend: hey mitch! i’m good

by avawavava June 16, 2021

Mitch-out

Word used to describe when someone takes the easy way out of something they don’t want to do. Usually a beta male trying to avoid their responsibilities. For example, when someone bids a ladder truck off of a heavy rescue.

He Mitch-out (matched-out) of his job today so now someone else has to do it

by Woberto October 11, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Sub-Mitch

In the speedcubing community, there is a person named Mitch, and his PB is 6.25. He has only tied it once, even after years of trying, so now whenever anybody gets a time lower than a 6.25, instead of saying early 6.xx, you would say “Sub-Mitch.”

*cuber solving a cube*
Cuber: OH MY GOD I GOT A SUB-MITCH TIME!

by JYANoob December 30, 2025