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The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ
"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."
by AntiMJ June 8, 2009
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ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out
Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.
by Idk hi April 1, 2018
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Good Midnight

It's 12:00 at night, I'm off to bed.
Okay, Good Midnight!
by pyrotak December 23, 2019
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Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.
Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!
by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008
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midnight

time when pimps go doing whores
the show-offs race tricked out street cars
geeks turn into werewolves
the most dangerous time of the night
JOhn:Hey baby, how much is your service at midnight
Tracy:4 dolla sucka sucka
Powhitetrash:hey nick you wanna race at midnight?
Nick:meet u by the water tower dawg
Thief:bi@! gimme your bag
Grandma: thief! thief! stop that mother@#$@%! damn I shouldnt buy my diapers @ midnight
by Sean Frangorn July 26, 2006
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Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.
Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.
by Yololicious November 27, 2013
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Midnight Sun

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.
OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...
by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009
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