Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.
(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.
(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.
by Beefy Queefy December 05, 2016
While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.
by MGS with BS June 19, 2006
slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)
Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah.
Man 1: What happened?
Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
Man 1: What did she do?
Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
Man 2: Oh yeah.
Man 1: What happened?
Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
Man 1: What did she do?
Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
by dcf68 June 24, 2006
a sexual act where five legless midgets lay on their backs all nubbed together in a star shape and one fag blows them all at the same time
That sick fuck at work CODY WORLEY seems like the type that would do a midget starfish, i'm sure he'd love all those shlongs in his mouth.
by hendogmx October 21, 2009
"some midget tit was trying to sell me girl scout cookies"
guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"
guy 1 - "you have a sister??"
guy 2 - "yeah, but she's just a midget tit, you pedo"
by uuhhhjaboa! March 16, 2010
A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.
by Midget tosser January 28, 2020