agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

Michigan Milkshake

To jizz in a girls mouth. When the jizz is in there then you make her laugh as hard as she can and make the jizz go out her nose. FUN ;)

Can i preform a MICHIGAN MILKSHAKE tonight hunny?

by coolbeans57 April 29, 2010

Michigan Hello

A Michigan Hello is the act of showing the middle finger to a friend, family member, or neighbor as a friendly greeting, similar to a wave of the hand.

Made popular by writer , podcaster and television host Steven Rinella

So, my best friend just water skied past my cottage and gave me the ol’ Michigan Hello!

by MarcuAurelius66 September 13, 2019

Porno machine

A computer

"you mean I can check my email on my Porno machine?"

by Gord lang July 3, 2009

shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

the suicide machines

one of the best freakn punk bands in the world

man, those guys are almost as good as the suicide machines

by PoopFaceMan July 31, 2005

Michigan Dirt Farmer

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

by Sashaa* December 7, 2009