Zesty Mexican

The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.

Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!

Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?

by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014

Mexican doorhanger

When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.

Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.

by Woperator11 August 4, 2017

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.

Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.

by Seeeh September 2, 2009

Mexican WMD

5 HP Leaf Blower

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!

by King Castillo April 1, 2009

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 28, 2012

mexican dinner

When one wraps their genitals in a quesida and begins intercorse

''I finna have a mexican dinner tonight with your girl!"

by falloutvinny April 12, 2015

mexican cuddling

Like normal cuddling, but you add in a mix of anal, shocker moves, and doggy!

My girl from Cleveland loves Mexican cuddling!

by BigRub February 21, 2018