Birthday Mexican

Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car

Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"

*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*

by SaggyBobSaget69 April 12, 2020

MEXICAN HIGHDIVE

The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.

After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.

by couchguy777 October 13, 2012

Mexican Bukkake

It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order

Damn bro Erick had a Mexican Bukkake attack his throat

by Eagle of Suger June 18, 2021

Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.

"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."

by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.

Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.

by Seeeh September 2, 2009

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 28, 2012

mexican dinner

When one wraps their genitals in a quesida and begins intercorse

''I finna have a mexican dinner tonight with your girl!"

by falloutvinny April 12, 2015