maycon

A buff fag who thinks he can play soccer and thinks he's cool because he can drive a car and has a girlfriend who is probably low key cheating on him.

Maycon is a loser. Don't be like Maycon

by Memo the savage March 15, 2017

Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease

The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010

mixed mayonnaise

when a man cums in a girls butt, then stirs it around with a straw and sucks it out

that mixed mayonnaise was awful!

by Jack McLaughlin February 27, 2007

mayonaise

A codeword used for when you buddy is hooking up with an unattractive girl

As your boy is hooking up with a completely gross girl
::taps him on shoulder::
"Yo bro, lets hit up the deli, I'm getting a sandwich with extra mayonaise"

"Dude you put way too much mayo on that sandwich you ate for lunch

by Kevin Be. February 12, 2008

mazono

a thought of everyone, living upside down

omg, think mazono!!!

by my name August 25, 2003

Manzone

An area containing men that are so masculine that that area needs to be named.

Man A: "Hey you wanna go to the Manzone?"
Man B: "Yeah let's go, because we are masculine!"
Unmanly Man: "Can I come?"
Men A & B simultaneously: "NO!"

by augman69 December 8, 2010

angry mayonnaise

When a black guy tries to act white

My black friend is always angry mayonnaise

by Thisguyfr February 3, 2018