Maplewood Maple Leafs

A team that participates in the D-leauge at All American Inline Hockey center. The team consists of a bunch of rink rats who all met each other at Maplewood roller-plex. The team was formed after all members agreed that their grinder styles would combine perfectly for the ultimate inline experiance. Charecteristics of a Maple Leaf consist of, not being afraid to drop the gloves no matter who the opponent is, all ways willing to shot block whether it be laying down in the low slot(just like we all learn at the bantum age level) or standing infront of a slap shot from the point, always wear mission pants when playing inline and occasionally on the weekend because of the neat graphic designs, and foul-mouthed-tobacco-feinds.

Al McCenis: who are those danglers up at maplewood who try to drop the gloves with me when i board them?
Random Grown-ass man who wheres Mission pants: Those are the Maplewood Maple Leafs, some of the most fearless fucks around.

by Al McCenis February 2, 2010

maple kush

A drug popularized in the streets of downtown Mushaboom, Canada. It is known for being made from dried maple leaves. It can be smoked or used as a drug to spike maple syrup or tea. The effects are extreme pacifism, the desire to eat, and stickiness.

Ex. 1:

Da'Shauwn: "Got dat maple kush?"
Shay'Tronsha: "Yee I got dat maple kush $w@g, brotha."

Ex. 2:
Bert: "Dude, hide the maple kush, my mom's gonna find it!"

by ilovebeavers July 19, 2012

maple fever

As described in South Park S19E02, a term used to identify someone who has sexual preference for Canadian women or men.

"And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever?

by DeathMetal November 9, 2015

Mapleshade

Mapleshade is a fictional calico cat in the book series warriors by erin hunter. Mapleshade had kids with a asshole named appledusk. Her kids where patchk it, petalkit, and larchkit and she adored them. She wss then betrayed and forced out of her clan by her leader oakstar, after her narcissist of a friend frecklewish assumed her brother was the father. Mapleshade Then lost her kids in a tragic river accident and her husband abandoned her for his first wife because he was cheating on his wife with Mapleshade. Calling her a mistake and his dead kids right in front of their dead bodies (wow what a dick!) and the idiot of a riverclan leader lets the law breaking liar stay but not a distressed mother who just lost her kids, not even for one nigh. Mapleshade is distraught by her kids death and the fact that she probably had a concussion she went on a murder spree to free them so they could go to cat heaven, killing ravenwing The cat who reveal the truth about the real father, frecklewish The cat who makes poor assumptions, and the cheating ass appledusk before she gets murdered by a child and dies in a barn run By a sweet kitty pet named myler. She then went to Kitty Hell.

Yeah man! Mapleshade is my favorite character in warriors!

by Fernfire89 November 9, 2021

The Maple-Leaf State

Canada

The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.

by Atomsk182 May 6, 2012

maple

Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.

After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.

by Paully May 8, 2003

Maple Bars

1. A type of dough-nut
2. When a girl has such huge vajayjay lips that you can seee them through her pants, and it looks like she has two maple bars side by side in her pants.

Person#1 :"wow...look at that girls crotch, her camel-toe has reached a new level."

Person#2 : "Holy shit that girl has maple bars."

by Menthol 4 lIFE April 22, 2008