Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you

person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!

by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024

MAGOFF

Short for a MAGA JAGOFF.

A member of Cult 45 who believes that Trump can do no wrong and everything unflattering about him is "fake news". They tend to dwell on social media and spread and believe right wing disinformation, Many are conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers. Some are outright Neo Nazis and White Supremacists.

I was on Twitter and couldn't believe how rude and misinformed the MAGOFFS over there are.

by Sluggo15132 April 30, 2024

Magoff

A male Trump supporting jagoff.

Short for MAGA Jagoff or MAGA Jackoff or MAGA Jerkoff

Someone so deep in Trump's Cult that they are impossible to reason with and only capable of spewing MAGA propaganda and insults. A Magoffs female counterpart is a Trunt.

Twitter has become a real Mein Space for the brainless Cult 45 Magoffs to spew their nonsense.

by Sluggo15132 May 6, 2024

Man of the Streets

A hobo

I just walked by a Man of the Streets this morning. He was very filthy

by CuppaDoe June 24, 2024

Man of the player

Sportsmanship. A person who respects the opponent more than the game

Mutaz Essa Barshim is man of the player when he decides to share the gold medal with Gianmarco Tamberi.

by AK boii February 8, 2026

Man Of Nature

The Lord that controls all parts of nature, including chickens and cows, to bring evil to justice.

Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
You should know that a man
With the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride
And the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back
Before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ah-ooh
Ah-ooh
With the power of nature
You're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
Every beast, every tree follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively fucked!
Chicken attack
Chicken attack
Watch your back before it fades to black
They might look harmless
But they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o! (Go chicken go)
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li
Ola-li ali-li oh-li ola-oh-li-li...
- Man Of Nature

by Yan Vismok January 29, 2025

Man of Kent ready

Historically a phrase used to declare confidence. However, by association with a number of ill-fated events, now a term used when one has not fully prepared for a task but is willing to proceed with said task regardless. Or when one believes one is fully prepared for a task, but it is abundantly clear to the onlooker that they are not.

As Oates stepped out of the tent, he turned back to Scott and exclaimed, "do not worry; I'm Man of Kent ready!"

Prior to the events that unfolded in the early hours of 15th April, RMS Titanic was broadly considered to be Man of Kent ready.

"Dude how's the marathon training going?"
"Man of Kent ready, mate. Totally got this covered"

"If it's good enough for the Man of Kent, it's good enough for me"

by SEL2025 May 4, 2025