Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020
Get the Traffic managementmug. According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.
by Sexydimma November 25, 2022
Get the Ubiquitous fertility managementmug. Karen :" I want to talk with the GLM! let me talk with the Gay Lord Manager NOW!"
GLM - Gay Lord Manager
GLM - Gay Lord Manager
by Ferret_99110022 May 8, 2024
Get the GLM - Gay Lord Managermug. A football manager that’s been in the game for a long time and been to multiple clubs but not able to provide results for their club and often have the tactics of a goldfish and normally take their team down to relegation.
by I'mSoSad April 2, 2021
Get the Dinosaur Managermug. by qubic December 17, 2018
Get the key account managermug. The 30 day free trial period Bloomberg gives you after losing your job. It enables you to still be part of the financial community after losing your job.
by Chris 29 March 7, 2008
Get the Free Trial Asset Managementmug. by Rico Martian January 21, 2022
Get the Managermug.