muscle car

A super gay car that is slow as shit and couldn't beat an import to save its life.

Faggot rednecks like to own a muscle car.

by Big Fat Pen15 December 23, 2005

cock muscle

the muscle in the cockular areal.

yo did you see zach's cock muscle? it was so hard!

by sarah&bonni February 26, 2009

muscle cars

an old ass american made in efficent V8 typically owned by red neck, spoiled white boys who get "daddy" to buy it for them there always weigh a fucking ton,loud and slow as death and has the resale value of a fucking scooter that uses a ton of gas and breaks down every five feet. and then they seem suprised when a car with 4 cylinders whips there ass and even with the mods cost less then there "muscle car"

hey i just spend 15000 on a car that cost five and i can beat ur 30000 dollar corevette

by dont need to know July 27, 2005

muscle truckin'

an act performed while wheeling in which the driver uses an exorbitant amount of throttle and aggressivness to get through an obstacle.

"you guys seen jeepmauler?"
"yeah, he's up muscle truckin' through the outlet mall"

by crawler November 26, 2008

Chug Muscle

1. A muscle in your forearm that gets built due to excessive masturbation.

2. Your throat.

1. Friend 1; Aw man! Check thus chug muscle I got going on.
Friend 2; Dude. Go get laid.

2. Friend 1; After all that crazy masturbation, I might need to stretch my other chug muscle. *Opens tin*

by xMFBx July 05, 2008

Muscle Cars

Cars with sucky engines that have a bad sound. Acura Integras have a higher redline than that of any muscle car. Muscle cars suck.

Did you see that Integra beat that Camaro. The Camaro had evey upgrade, but the Integra had twin turbos.

by Import revolution May 27, 2005

Kinktus Muscle

The muscle that links the brain of a moron to their genitals.

Preston was trying to prolong a sexual experience by thinking about dead bunnies when he sprained his kinktus muscle.

by iam2eeyore April 01, 2010