moldy croissant

A dick infected with Std and has erectile dysfunction.

Oh shit you have the moldy croissant. Stay the fuck awqy from me

by Djcannon April 3, 2017

moldyapplesauce

A guy who plays paladins a lot. Has short term memory loss and thinks everyone sounds like a 14 year old girl.

Wow what fag, must be a moldyapplesauce.

by Faaaagot June 15, 2017

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

moldoflex

Moldoflex is the youngest flexer. He knows everything better than you. He is a pro at everything. He is homosexual too!

A wild, drunk moldoflex:“Ja du!“

by FliiiVoltHaviSeaz February 22, 2018

Mold puppet

Mold puppet- A person(usually the local white trash whore) who lives in deplorable conditions but still stunts for social media like some kind of a poverty line baller. This person has had a lot of people in that ass but the next guy in line never cares enough,to not let her sing sweet home Alabama into the cockrophone like some Ronnie van zant bikini fan club groupie.

-mold puppet

See also :
Roast beef for certain .
And drapes match the floorboards

I wanna take her on a second date but you should have seen her house, she was a real mold puppet

by Halco man August 13, 2018

Moldy sandwich

An annoying person

"he's so annoying, he must be a moldy sandwich"

by APOTATNYAN November 4, 2018

mold dick

Someone who takes offense to a joke very easily can lose temper at a flip of a switch.

Relating to the Washington State Governor debate where one candidate lost temper and someone yelled "MOLD DICK" from the Audience

The new Governor of Washington State, Alex Samuel, is "Mold Dick"

by BigSacGuy69 November 30, 2018