One Minute Jesus

A blow job in an elevator while going up.

She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.

by Exxxcel February 4, 2010

Sexy Minute

A Sexy Minute is basically your standard 60 second minute however everyone involved in the Sexy Minute strips down to their underwear and dances around to Gina G's 1996 hit single Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit.

Gary: Hey Jeff, let me check your new iPhone for a sexy minute.

Jeff: Oh come on Gary, at least keep your boxers on... Where the hell does that music come from??

by sourceman June 28, 2010

last minute man

A last minute man is a male who waits until the last minute to do things, especially undesirable tasks like homework, studying, taxes, chores, honey dos

His homework is due at 9 tomorrow & he just started at at 11 pm tonight, he is such a last minute man

by RazMutant December 8, 2013

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

20 minute rule

After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.

Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."

by Raab70 December 17, 2008

one minute man

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

seven minute silence

An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.

by Humpty December 28, 2003