MEGA CHODE

A MEGA CHODE IS A CHODE WHICH IS IS WIDER THAN IT IS TALLER BY OVERE 69% PERCENT YOUR MUM LOVE MEGA CHODE

DAVE HAVE YOU TRIED A MEGA CHODE YET! FUCK YEAH TONY I DEEPTHROAT THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT

by YOUR MUMS SKINNY PENIS June 4, 2018

Mega-Bosh

The act of consuming a large quantity of Ecstasy on a night out to a big club with the intent of reaching for the lasers and seeing God's Face. If you're really lucky you might get to ruffle his beard.

We're off on the Mega-Bosh this evening, so don't bother calling me tomorrow, I'l be a brain donor.

by Mast September 27, 2006

Mega Boner

When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.

Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.

by BootyTaken42069 February 6, 2020

mega yeeted

when you yeet something that you didn't expect to break with such force is shatters

he just mega yeeted his phone.

by z_money1945 January 31, 2020

mega-baker

Person who is baked 9/10ths of the day.

The two young stoners in lake padgett are mega-bakers.

by bigballer10 March 1, 2010

Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.

You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.

by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007

mega remus

a person who believes himself to be righteous in situations but is actually a hypocrite and does not care.

Josh is a mega remus

by anonymous 258 September 4, 2017