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Mexican Jackhammer

Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017
mugGet the Mexican Jackhammermug.

Mexican Sourgrub

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.
Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.
by Seeeh September 2, 2009
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Mexican Mobele

A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music
Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele
by Someone20101994 April 10, 2010
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Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen
by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Sunscreenmug.

Mexican vampire

A Mexican that’s too white for their own race
Oh look there’s a Mexican vampire
by Lolisuded1 November 29, 2018
mugGet the Mexican vampiremug.

Mexican WMD

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!
by King Castillo April 1, 2009
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Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito
The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.
by blacktie November 28, 2012
mugGet the Mexican Straitjacketmug.

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