Mexican Jackhammer

Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.

My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night

by P-Dizzle_1 February 14, 2017

mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.

A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"

by the.retorik April 24, 2021

Mexican Wage

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans

Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"

by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012

MEXICAN HIGHDIVE

The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.

After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.

by couchguy777 October 13, 2012

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 28, 2012

Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.

"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M

by School St. Gang December 27, 2011

Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.

"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."

by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011