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Mega Taint

The fictional or factual area on a person located between the wiener stick and the asshole of a person who is either nut-less or accused of being nut-less indicating a higher than normal pussy factor.
1) The footage is a little grainy, but it appears Dan has a mega taint.

2) Dan, I can't believe you're such a pussy. That chick was practically begging you to put it on her face and you just whimpered something and walked away. What a mega taint!
by Chamen September 16, 2009
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mega-baker

Person who is baked 9/10ths of the day.
The two young stoners in lake padgett are mega-bakers.
by bigballer10 March 1, 2010
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Mega Noob

Alter ego of world renowned player of bad games, Ryan Duddridge
person 1: "Man this guy, he's not even playing objective"

person 2: "Innit, Mega noob!"

person 1: "huh?"

person 2: "oh, Ryan Duddridge"

person 1: "say no more"
by superlatived June 27, 2018
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mega remus

a person who believes himself to be righteous in situations but is actually a hypocrite and does not care.
by anonymous 258 September 4, 2017
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Mega Jerk

The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.
by A.F.F.M.J. November 3, 2007
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mega whore

A Mega Whore is a person who has sex with a lot of people.
Like more than a thousand or so.
My friend Megan is such a Mega Whore she will fuck anything with 2 or less legs. and totally fuck up your life.
by coot9000 January 3, 2011
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mega yeeted

when you yeet something that you didn't expect to break with such force is shatters
he just mega yeeted his phone.
by z_money1945 January 31, 2020
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