Manager

The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"

"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"

by Kill us May 6, 2020

Biochemical safety standard manager

Janitor

What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager

by RundleSOC September 13, 2023

relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

task manager

The superhero when a program starts to hang

Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

effective manager

An antipode of a good specialist.

Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.

Effective manager usually miss company's values.

1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".

by atng July 18, 2022

documentation manager

Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.

Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.

I manage high volumes of documents on a daily basis. My job title is Documentation Manager.

by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017

Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth

"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"

by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019