Luke

A person who is rubbish at geography

Luke is shit at intercourse

by Gibbybanter February 7, 2021

Luke

A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.

“Luke is a taki eating no friend loser”

by Tina: respect April 13, 2021

Luke

The ugly man

"Eww. Its luke"

by Vladimir The Cactus November 1, 2019

Luking

v. The process of repeatedly killing a joke. To use a joke so much that it is not even funny more. To use a joke more that 17 times per day for more than 6 days straight.

Present: You are luking it.

Past: He luked it.

by bcole287 September 5, 2011

Luke

A boy who is so full of himself and feeds of Hate and Drama
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie

Man 1: I'll hit you
Luke: Yummy

by AggroD October 15, 2012

Luke

A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.

"Luke is a lanky cunt"

by EVIL BARBIE December 19, 2013

Luke

Weak and Lazy

"I don't feel like it...I'm a Luke...Deal with it"

by atlspain February 4, 2010