Louisiana Luge

Before having sexual intercourse with an individual both parties shit on a slip and slide and proceed to do it in their fecal matter.

Randi and Kim had loads of fun with the Louisiana Luge last Saturday night.

by Kimbo Land August 4, 2006

lügenpresident

"Lying president", adapted from Lügenpresse ("lying press"), a term used to slander journalists, most famously in Nazi Germany.

The Lügenpresident is addressing Congress tonight.

by lolcatnip March 1, 2017

street luging

the sexual art of two persons (preferably male and female) acting out in a particular way. props include 4 pairs (not singles) of socks, 3ft of garden hose, one knee pad, 2 tissues, and a bowl full of jelly (grape or cherry only). The jelly goes in the socks, which then fills 8 orifices of your choosing. The rest is up to you ;)

Guy 1: Hello friend can I borrow your garden hose?

Guy 2: You street luging tonight?

Guy 1: You know it! Got any grape jelly by chance?

by streetluger123 May 6, 2011

Lugo

When a girls nipples are so rock hard they poke through her shirt.

Example 1
James - "Dude check out that chick, she's poking right through her shirt."
Mike - "Yeah man the Lugo is strong with this one."

Example 2
Tyrone - "Ew man look at that ugly chick, she's Lugoing hard."
Steve - "She brings shame to the Lugo."
Tyrone - "Still hit it doe."

Example 3
Rod - "Wow that girls nips are so hard they are like crystals."
Frank - "Yup, definitely a crystal Lugo"

by I'm judging your breasts January 26, 2014

dick lugie

When you have a string of cum from your dick to another body part

Man I walked out after I was done and realized that I had a dick lugie.

by Jake Peak January 3, 2008

Luge

Noun - Luge is a collection of people, usually sporting baseball caps, baggy pants, wallet chains and hair that hasn't been washed in about 6 monhts, who dislike anyone that is different. Often, this group of neandrethals can be heard uttering ugly phrases to anyone who IS different.

See also, townie.

"Hey, faggot. The 80's is over, cut your hair."

by Vince Wylde September 2, 2004

lügenpresse

Lügenpresse: Originally a pejorative term used by German political movements referring to the printed press; was commonly used by Nazis to denigrate anti-nazi coverage in German media. Currently used among some in US alt-right and white nationalist circles to denigrate mainstream or anti-Trump reporting. Seems to overtly highlight users sympathy for Nazi viewpoint, similar to alt-right salute and phrase "hail victory". Lügenpresse is one of several terms used by extreme right to discredit main stream media.

CNN, the New York Times and the rest of the lügenpresse are enemies of the state spewing fake news.

by I♡doughnuts March 17, 2017