lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

Lape

/lāp/
noun

the drawing of a puff of smoke from a water pipe or bong. Often with marijuana or hashish.

verb

smoke marijuana or hashish

“Take a lape off that bong and pass it”

by LA Lapers December 31, 2020

lapse into a Como

To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.

It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

lapter

Epicly insane person with almost nothing to do with reality because god knows what they're up to!

Probably planning to be the next god. cheerful and easy to talk to, Got some jokes that might offend any normal human being? Try them on them!

lapter is the type of friend I need!

by Portial8r March 10, 2021

Lapsey pa

Vibration white finger.

I got lapsey pa from using the kango too much.

by Pa L March 10, 2021

Lapeer

What a town to live, lemme tell you.

Dave: Wanna go to Lapeer?
Jill: Fuck no.

by Meese16 March 11, 2021

Lapping

The act of passing someone while already in first place, in a multi-lap race.

Person 1: Ha, you're so slow; I'm lapping you!
Person 2: Oh yeah you ar— fuck off.

by Flowerling April 28, 2021