rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end

someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t

by rose kai is king April 28, 2021

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.

Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.

by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021

Landon + Lily

The power couple they are made for each other and love to help their friends

do you know Landon + Lily?

yeah they're a power couple

by this is me dont be sad May 14, 2022

Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

landon

A big fat simp

Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon

by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025