The Last Shadow Puppets are pretty gay
by extraomnes August 17, 2022
LAST MEAL REQUEST
Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.
*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.
*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
Prison Guard: Hey, what do you want for your last meal before you die?
Prisoner: Hmm? Pussy
Prisoner Guard: Got it
*Government abducts sexiest bitch with a fat ass*
Prisoner Guard: Here's your meal you requested.
*Prisoner Guard hands over bitch with fat ass*
Prisoner: Thanks, man.
*Prisoner slurps the shit out of the bitch's pussy as she screams like never before*
by JohnnnDoeee August 03, 2019
When asked the date, providing the previous year instead of the current year. Most common in January.
by ManMan36 January 08, 2016
When both beer pong teams are stuck on the last cup and the game seems like it will never end because nobody will sink the last shot
by Barry McCockinner March 05, 2011
Refers to that last page of entries that receive lots of dislikes and will appear on the last page of a popular word here on Urban Dictionary. Usually this last page of definitions will be one of these:
a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump
Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.
The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
a) An honest testimonial on the page of a name, e.g. Blake is mean and a bully
b) A non-PC entry done after, say, 2017
c) Anything supportive of the Second Amendment or Donald Trump
Also, finally, just really retarded definitions and gay inside jokes we didn't ask for.
The four of these things all come together to make the final page of definitions.
Nick: Oh shit, what's that? Looks horrible!
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
Will: Dear God, we've stumbled onto the last page of definitions.
by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020
Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
by Lord of cats May 07, 2018
by Dr. Sucuk187 December 20, 2019