bumble king

To completely ruin something, or to just sprawl around like a retarded worm.

"Don't bumble king this shot up, son."

by Esquana July 15, 2017

king Harambe

The best gorilla there will ever be and the king of all living beings, but was sadly killed due to lack of paying attention:/

King Harambe

by Qazzakaze December 13, 2020

Marlon King

A famous footballer who lays people out.

oh my god dude, he just got marlon kinged.

by jon barker May 14, 2009

King Virg

The king of all virgins.

Leader of all virgin "Hey look it's King Virg, Mike Grindrod!"

by Yoyoyoseanyoyoyo January 12, 2016

King Paimon

King Paimon is a spirit named in The Lesser Key of Solomon (in the Ars Goetia),1 Johann Weyer's Pseudomonarchia Daemonum,2 Collin de Plancy's Dictionnaire Infernal,3 the Livre des Esperitz (as "Poymon"),4 the Liber Officiorum Spirituum (as Paymon),56 The Book of Abramelin,7 and certain French editions of The Grimoire of Pope Honorius (as Bayemon);89 as well as British Library, Sloane MS 3824.

Shadow : Hey do you know Paimon?
Reo : Ah yes the emergency food
Shadow : No i meant The Spirit called King Paimon

Reo : Oh...

by ShadowWasTaken May 9, 2021

King's Seat

The toilet; the John

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.

by Dong Monster June 1, 2013

suicide king

1. The king of hearts (in a deck of cards)
3. the name of a crime movie (suicide kings)
4. a male drama queen

Origin: The king of hearts appears to be stabbing himself in the head in a standard deck of playing cards.

The origin of the male drama queen meaning probably originated from people who always threaten to commit suicide.

"Wow what a suicide king, when is he going to realize nobody cares that his girl dumped him for a total asshole?"

by Alex Umrysh October 17, 2004