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Kentucky 

The Real South/Dirty South is bigger than most realize.
The true borders of the Dirty South extend from Parts of Delaware and Maryland down through W.V. (if you've been in Charleston, not doubt you know). All of Kentucky (except around Cinci), Southern Indiana, Southern Illinois and the Southern half of Missouri. Most of Oklahoma and down through Texas. If you live anywhere South of there, fear not, you live in the Dirty South. If you've ever been to any of the above, it's absolutely indisputible that this is a fact.
Kentucky by Real South April 10, 2010
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Kentucky Roadhouse

When one farts in a room and vacates following the discharge
It smells horrible in here.

Yeah Kenny just came in and hit us with the Kentucky Roadhouse.

Ahhhh skunknuts!!

kentucky gamble 

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.
*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."
kentucky gamble by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014

Kentucky Neck Brace 

When you are fucking your cousin so hard that she has to get a neck brace.
Hey Billy how's Sally?
Oh she's in the hospital after I gave her the old Kentucky Neck Brace last night

kentucky tug-of-war 

Taking half of a shit, then using the shit hanging from your ass as a dildo to insert into someone else's asshole.
We played Kentucky tug-of-war last night. His shit felt sooooo good in my asshole.

kentucky vacuum cleaner

1. The act of sucking a dick until it's purple while the male is eating KFC.

2. The act of putting your significant others genitals in a vacuum cleaner while giving anal. This usually involves 2 males. Then after the process, you both enjoy a bucket of popcorn chicken.

3. The act of getting a blowjob while your significant other is shitting in a bucket of KFC and then eating it afterwards and feeding it to each other.
Bro, my friend John and I did the Kentucky Vacuum Cleaner last night. It was awesome.
kentucky vacuum cleaner by B n'J December 28, 2016

kentucky milk 

Jamal brought me a jugathat Kentucky Milk. It's extra thick
kentucky milk by Milkster May 1, 2017