Jordan

Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away

aww man i just pulled a jordan

by Everyone whos every pulled a jordan November 12, 2006

Jordan

A man who's girlfriend has herpes.

Linton: Did you see Jordan?

Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.

by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009

jordan

boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 5, 2010

Jordan

Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.

Dude stop being such a Jordan.

by JayBeeBeatch September 26, 2010

Jordan

A TWAT

Person: He's called Jordan, he must be a twat

by Justonemore September 25, 2013

jordan

an ugly horse with big teeth,

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse

by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Jordan

Jordan (n)- The act of signing out without responding to a question relating to a person's phone number.

this usally happens when someone hits alt F4 to avoid answering the question, equal to being rejected.

person A "I was talking to sally last night and right as i asked her nymber, she pulled a jordan!"
person B "haha serves you right, you creeper."

by GeorgexOrwell February 13, 2010