Jordan

A creepy stalker who is obsessive, over protective, controlling, annoying, rude, selfish, stupid/dumb/unintelligent, manwhore, SUCKS at comebacks... (: all in all...he is a dumb ass!!

AND a horrible boyfriend!
Jordan: I didnt cheat on you! you just found that girls tank top in my car by accident! its all an illusion!!

Jordan: I'll wait for you forever
*anon: you'll be waiting for a LONG time

Jordan: If i could choose any woman to have children with it would be you, but i would wait until your out of highschool..unless you know, you wanted to start earlier.

Jordan: i cant see myself with anyone but you. i dont know why i cant get over you, your just stuck in my head, but i dont know why.
by ihatejordan December 29, 2009
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Rolling the dice of a board game in an ill mannered fashion causing them to roll away
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Linton: Did you see Jordan?

Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.
by Cheabiotch November 03, 2009
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boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.
by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 04, 2010
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Has a large fanny. Has odd hair and behaves like one of the female gender.
Dude stop being such a Jordan.
by JayBeeBeatch September 25, 2010
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Person: He's called Jordan, he must be a twat
by Justonemore September 25, 2013
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you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse
by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 16, 2010
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