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Joe Biden Math

To make up some magical fairytale number that sounds good.
Damn your boy must be using Joe biden math cause he’s about 3 beers deep.
by Feastmodechevy February 21, 2022
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Joe's Mama

Joe's Mama is one of the nicest, most generous people in the whole world. She became very famous after 6th graders made their names Joe on Kahoot, to be followed by the teacher asking

"Who's Joe?"

To then be answered by "JOE MAMA". Sadly Joe him self continued to become a drug dealer because of his past. only ever being known of his mama.
*Joe at a job interview*

Tim Cook "so whats your name?"

Joe "Joe"

Tim Cook: "wait...."

Joe " Don't say it"

Tim Cook: "JOE MAMA"

*Joe continued to jump out of apple headquarters, Tim Cook continued to call...... JOE'S MAMA
by User1050 February 23, 2021
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Joe's Mudd

Dog shit that is left on the grass and not picked up by its owner, causing someone to step in it.
by DefHurricane May 3, 2018
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Joe Gagnon MVP Award

More than winning, the Joe Gagnon MVP Award is the most coveted by all competitors when competing in the Eye-Patch Olympics. It may be the most coveted award of all awards. The winner of this award is the person who left everything on the field, including their clothes and anything else they brought. It takes heart, perseverance and hair, lots of hair, to win this award.
While competing in the Eye-Patch Olympics Ryan won the Joe Gagnon MVP award because he competed with vigor and heart.
by Zacharichy April 17, 2020
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Joe Walker Middle School

Joe Walker Middle School is where guys think they’re part of gangs and girls wear ten pounds of lip gloss. some teachers are pretty okay. others—not so much. everyone is disrespectful as hell and you never get anything done in class. teachers will hate u probably. some weird people. literal trash
Oh you hate your life? You must go to Joe Walker Middle School.
by spencerreidspurplescarf April 17, 2021
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Joe Biden Moment

1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.

2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.
Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott
by AllHailBigBoi October 7, 2020
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Joe's Mom

The way it kills its sons is soooo amazing, especially how good she looks naked, and how good she has sex. Umm... not that I would know...
Joe's Mom was torturing me yesterday
by Melon boobs. Naked. Tortures. February 19, 2015
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