junking

(Verb) The act of sitting or placing genitals on inanimate objects. Gender non-specific.

"I placed a towel on the hotel room desk chair for fear of junking on the chair where 8,000 ball sacks had laid before."

by Bass-ket July 29, 2013

Jennings

When you accept being white, And you stop acting like a ghetto nigger.

"This white cracker finally realizes he's a Jennings what a whitey"

-When you accept being white, And you stop acting like a ghetto nigger.

by Benefic July 16, 2016

Sonnel Jenkings

A state of mind where a person is infatuated with munting and Brazilian flicker gooning

Yo bro you alright

nah bro im tripping off the Sonnel Jenkings pack

by SkibdiSigma123 October 15, 2024

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

jeiking

Pissing inside someones ass, ie. jeiking

Put your penis inside another mans ass, and piss in it. ie. jeiking

by jeik August 29, 2013

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014