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Jake

Jake- A faggot who flirts with like a million of girls.who loves sucking dick for free, whos really gay, not good with girls and has a smaller dick than an asian. Also has acne with isn't attractive
Girl 1: have you seen jakes dick?
Girl 2: no but i heard its smaller than an asians lol
by Billy0986 February 6, 2014
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Sometimes the name of people generally fun to be around, but often times are considered to be Piles. That is people that constantly flake on their friends for something else.
I have a lot of fun with Jake, Except he has been a real pile these past few weeks.
by Billyjoecrack September 29, 2011
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Jake is annoying little shit that's your friend no matter how annoying he is. He also likes to use gay terms like calling people a Bear even though he is secretly gay. His friends know this, but they really don't care because Jake is their homosexual friend! :D
Guy: Hey Jake

Jake: Hey Bear ;)

Guy 1: ...
by !Mr. Bear! February 10, 2015
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A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.
"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."
by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017
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"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 12, 2017
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A fat cunt that no one likep
Hate jake , sucha dick
by Swag Master696969 July 13, 2017
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Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie
by Littlelilly September 18, 2017
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