Twerkle jerk

A circle jerk but with twerking

Twerkle jerking can be a fun springtime activity!

by Luemma02 November 26, 2013

jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

Angry Jerk

The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.

The man on the bus made me so mad I threw him the angry jerk!

by luvbird October 24, 2011

Patrol Jerk

Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.

Did my first patrol jerk tonight.

by raven4575 February 20, 2009

The Diesel Jerk

A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.

That guy is doing the The Diesel Jerk! This club is hopping!

by Anth is the man! December 4, 2010

Perk and Jerk

Your drinking and then realize your horny and probably not going to get laid so you go home and jerk.

"Last night it was pretty much just a perk and jerk for me"

by JEFFJERK May 20, 2010

Jerk Trap

When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.

Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.

by TheFiims June 3, 2011