Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.
(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.
by WR672 November 21, 2018
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harambe religion

Harambe is our amazing lord and savior. We worship him to this very day. Harambe is amazing he didn't deserve to be murdered.
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Religion Baiting

a post that is about religion in facebook or other social media that says like "Good afternoon plss use 1minute to thank god🙏🙏", only god's children's will type amen and more. and it exploit people's empathy and religiousity by these author's post to gain likes and reaction and tons of comment section there. and sometimes they uses fear-mongering like "ignore with bad luck" and more. It is common in Africa which is religious and most religious areas. but rarely in secular developing areas
A girl from Philippines is Religion Baiting in Facebook to gain likes and reaction
A man from Nairobi becomes popular and had many likes in his Facebook page because of his religion baiting
by yourcoolboui November 05, 2023
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Hellenic religion

Hellenic religion, what are our differences from christianity and Hellenic religion? We are Religion, it is a fraud. We are Hellenic religion. We believe in Gods co-existing with the Nature, it believes in an extra terrestrial god who hates Nature. We protect Hellenism, it destroys Hellenism. We forge the Hellenic consciousness of Hellenes, it makes the Hellenes adopt jewish spirit and habits. We bring love, peace and wisdom, it brought hatred, slaughter and evil. We are in Greece, Greek
What do we want? To liberate Hellas from the dictatorship of the sect of nazarenes. To name Hellenes after ancient Hellenic names. To teach in our schools the Hellenic Religion. Respect for the Nature. To rebuild and re-function all Holy Hellenic Temples. Extension of our ideological and cultural borders. World domination of the Hellenic Spirit.
What is to be done? The Holy War never stops. We are flooded with anti-hellenic beliefs that destroy our Language, our Religion, our Civilization, our Race, our Nation. The Hellenic cultural components are banished. But Gods have not abandoned us. They shall lead the battle and they will enforce Justice until Truth shines. We shall ruthlessly crush the neo-byzantine enemies of the Nation and Hellenism. We shall banish the “orthodox” sect of nazarenes that pollutes the Hellenic Nation.
Why all these? The nazarenes must feel the same pain we feel. That is the only way they will understand us, that is the only way to stop them committing atrocious crimes against Hellenic Nation.

*nazarens = christians
The first question we make is: Do you believe in Gods? Gods - Hellenic religion

The answer: I beleive will determine the fate of the accused. That is the essence of militant Hellenism.

by Marco123 November 22, 2007
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Forced religion

When a person of dominance such as a Ruler of a country or just your parents force you to be religious and practice religious beliefes.
Karoline: What are you doing on Sunday?
Noah: I have to go to Church..
Karoline: But you dont believe in god?!
Noah: Well, my parents forced me into religion
Karoline: Damn Forced Religion!
by Karobunny January 08, 2012
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deliverance religions

they're the type of religions that don't let others have their own point of view; i.e.: it's my way or the highway.
Don't go and join one of those deliverance religions... they scare me!
by In a pit of red hot lava July 01, 2006
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