Someone who constantly gets into arguments with theists on the Internet and then uses science as a basis for their argument despite having no scientific knowledge other than google searches. They also tend to see themselves as intellectually superior despite having a liberal arts degree.
Internet scientist: you believe in god? HA! God doesn't exist, you uneducated idiot
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
Theist: I have a Biology degree
Internet scientist: stop forcing your religion down my throat!
by Švelton November 6, 2015
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by Jane Horwood September 16, 2017
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Someone who use some twitter, Facebook, or any other social media and they will have debates about police shooting and other things relating about the law when they don’t even know anything about the law
Internet Laywer: “Pennsylvania VS. Mimms only applies for PA.” Intellectual: “No it’s a Supreme Court case.” Internet Lawyer: “Well you should have said that the first time.”
by ImperialMVP20 November 1, 2018
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Get the International Drip Day mug.This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.
Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.
Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”
Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”
Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!
You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!
Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”
Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”
Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!
You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!
by nicval June 27, 2019
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by Crotchety Old Grouch May 29, 2020
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Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"
Marcus: What did you call me?
Person 1: A wetty
Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
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