Candy shop

I'll take you to the candy shop 😏

I'll let you lick the lollipop 🍭

Louis is regretting it already, but it’s not like he can abort the mission now. He quickly presses play on his phone, places the glitter spray by the bed and turns the light off again, except for the light bulbs hanging with the garlands. The music is loud, bass slow, and 50 Cent’s “mm-hmm yeah” is filling the room. Louis scrambles on top of the bed, positioning himself facing the door.

The door swings open, just as the song goes “So seductive,” and Harry walks in.

“I take you to the candy shop,” 50 Cent sings, and Louis leans up on the bed, locking his eyes on Harry’s shocked expression.

by Larry_jitters_4_lauren April 25, 2022

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Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.

There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?

by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020

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The Reject Shop

The Reject shop is a shop you never go into unless you are at your last resort.

Whenever you pass it is lawful to make the joke "That is where you were born"

"Hey Dan look it's your birthplace, The Reject Shop"

by Type of person September 26, 2020

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snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

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Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.

Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.

by Fistinator October 14, 2010

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