Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

puddle fuck

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck

Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.

by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

fuck puddle

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother

Nigga quit being a fuck puddle

by fuck puddle December 5, 2014