jira second

A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.

A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"

by _Caretaker_ October 05, 2020

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18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021

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One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021

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An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

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The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.

Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.

by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022

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A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.

"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."

by SSBAND September 21, 2011

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A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych May 10, 2018

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