Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.

John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."

by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011

Morning Cash

The 'Ring of Fire' one experiences after a night of intense Vindaloo consumption

"Damn it Ted, I think I've set myself up for some Morning Cash tomorrow"

by thecallofthewild June 21, 2007

Morning Gloria

When a woman wakes up in the morning with a wideon.

Core blimey I dreamt I was getting plowed by Burt Reynolds last night. Woke up with a right Morning Gloria.

by DrJoy April 17, 2020

Morning Dinner

Morning Dinner is eaten between 5am and 11am, after one has woken up. Examples include: cereal, toast and pancakes. It is more commonly referred to as "Breakfast".

Person one: do you want some pancakes for morning dinner?
Person two: hell no! its 1pm, time for lunch!

by andIcall June 18, 2011

Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

by Tommy Haze December 26, 2011

Oxy Morn

Very hysterical. Usually into feminism and usually a Nazi.

'Oxy Morn, do you even English ' - Ajit Pai

by padster thine catster July 18, 2018

Morning wood

The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.

Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!

My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!

by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019