The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

happy chairs

It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy

That’s happy chairs, it’s the best party game

by laughterinmanslaughter December 30, 2021

Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021

lazyman chair

the deluxe version of a lazyboy chair usually comes with an ottoboy

"yo dude, you gotta come over and check this lazyman chair i got"

by baby chynna November 28, 2009

chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe

by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017

Mango Chair

Daniel K has sexy mango chairs they sooo big ;)

Hey Daniel what sexy mango chairs you have.

by Itzyagirlskinnypenis January 29, 2020