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ivan chaves

FUCK U!!!!!! ivan u r the fag NOT ME!!! why r u talking shit behind my back, r you to scared of me or what and dont even start crap with me cuz i WILL kick your ass. if you dont belive me, trust me you will find out. FUCK U you just said all that shit about ellton jon cuz you r the 1 that FUCKED HIM HARD!!and who the fuck in thwe world uses the word "totatly"in a insalt
youre the ellton jon fucker you scared ass bitch!!! and why the fuck did you write this and not say it to my face(damn you are gayer than i thught) cuz I WILL go up to you!
by EDWRAD CASTRO April 5, 2005
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iann

A fat bitch who likes know one and everyone hates her, she has no friends and is lonely asf oh..did I mention she’s a bitch
Are you a iann or something; get a life
by Bitchfellinlove1245970 June 4, 2020
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crazy ivan

comrade, that was a wonderful crazy ivan last night. stalin would be proud.
by mantic March 19, 2003
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Ivanaskankalot

1.Ivanaskankalot a) of the female species b) addicted to...long objects c) Will use cheesy lines like "baby ur body is like nicotine im addicted to it"
Ms.I: oh baby your like a fire and im the moth! Mr.K: shut up you wench.
by wumba May 3, 2005
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Ivan

Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Shrek/Ivan
by salmonmann September 8, 2010
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Ivan

I am # 1
second is not a winner
and third noone remembers,

too bad ivan's second,
o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam,
you suck.
by sam,, December 28, 2005
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Dirty Ivan

The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.
Hey man, this girl I've been fucking totally gave me a Dirty Ivan last night...I think I love her.
by M@tt H@ppens June 8, 2010
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