noun. the inability to recall the simplest of details or solve the easiest of problems. a brain shit is much more serious than a Brain Fart.
by Brent Handles November 24, 2009
Get the Brain Shitmug. by cynicalviolence November 21, 2004
Get the poop for brainsmug. "i have such a brain crush on this kid in my philoshophy class. sure hes 5'3" and clearly never combs his hair, but he is so witty and articulate."
by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005
Get the brain crushmug. A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.
Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!
Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
by Inkspills July 7, 2009
Get the Brain Bleachmug. slang for getting head from a girl. the implication is that your wang is gettin close to her brains!
by maybenot September 4, 2003
Get the get brainsmug. Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.
by Rupert L. Duffy December 17, 2007
Get the Brain Bleachmug. during the act of fellatio the tip of the receivee's penis becomes very red, almost like a blood blister or a hickie
by Lord-Gore April 5, 2010
Get the Blood Brainmug.