Female Human

Another word for "girl" or "woman"

Used to identify someone

You are a beautiful Female Human.

by kambuijackson August 15, 2017

human being

An entity who carries stories the way other entities carry bits of twig or children with big eyes or a carapace.. I cannot say the human being has a set of appendages or that he or she has language. It's not about that. It's not about movement. It's not about sounds that are held in the body. When I boil up a human being (which is horrible to think about, I'm sorry), I get: narrative. As the distinguishing trait.

I mean, she broke up with me, but she broke up with me in the morning. She was a real human being about it, you know? She spent the night.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 17, 2008

Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

by Albakody December 14, 2010

human

1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be.

2. Something racists just can't realize.

3. The root of all problems.

1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water.

Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.

Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.

2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...

by idonthavaname August 2, 2006

Anti-humanity

adjective:

To have a intense and extreme hate towards the human species.

When someone hates or despises the human species (not personally like personally like based on their personality but just to hate humans) they are anti-humanity.

by Kwamii June 8, 2009

human

Although one of the weaker creatures, they managed to survive by using their intelligence instead of their strenght... most wild creatures.. even an pig can take on an human easily but humans have outsmarted other creatures and conquered the world..

by Alessio October 20, 2003

Glorious Human

The one and only: Tim (@irvnstark), CEO of Heller Daily News and beloved Heller.

Wow, Tim truly is a glorious human and a gift to the fandom.

by ayyoyupthatsme July 16, 2021