polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

hawaii homosexuality

A sex move that is performed on the same sex. It is when you stick a coconut it the anus, a pineapple in the mouth, and fondle with their sexual organ.

Dude I was drunk at a gay bar and someone performed a Hawaii homosexuality on me, I still taste the pineapple.

by That Fiftieth Guy February 11, 2017

Homosexual

Mental disorder which leads to liking men in a romantic/sexual way. Mainly caused by the nFF syndrome (no-Father-Figur syndrome). Also called "gAy"

This poor guy has the nFF syndrome which causes that he is "homosexual". I hope he doesn't like me.

by DontDoDrugsButWeedisOk April 28, 2022

Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024

Homosexuality

A mental disorder, in witch you are attracted to the same gender

We should kill all people who agree with homosexuality

by Urban Dictionary user 5177 April 14, 2023

homosexual healing

When two healers or support characters heal each other and do nothing else while being attacked by a flanker or diver in a video game, usually to avoid death until the DPS or rest of the team kill the player attacking them.

(In Marvel Rivals): Wow, every time the Venom dives at the support, they just do homosexual healing. And they’re running 3 strategists too, smh.

(In Overwatch Skirmish): Look at these two Mercy’s just healing themselves all day. Just doing that homosexual healing.

by KanraStar February 7, 2025