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hamden hockey 

contrary to the other definition (written by someone who's clearly bitter and doesn't know how to spell), the hamden high boy's hockey team is the definition of class.

after 20 years of hard work and never-say-die attitudes, the boys have brought the state championship back to the town where it deserves to be and deserves to stay.

not only that, but they did it all with class. so much class that even teams they beat were rooting for them to win the championship...and that's exactly what they did.

way to go boys!
you ALL deserve it more than anything!!!

hamden's proud of you!
number one baby! 20 years later, hamden hockey is back on top!

tonsil hockey 

The act of french kissing
They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch
tonsil hockey by Greg August 22, 2003

clark the canadian hockey goalie 

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.
clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

ice hockey player 

A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey
Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.

Angry Hockey Player 

This can only be used in the North East and only in Winter. While your having sex doggie style you pull you partners shirt up over her head (like a fight in the NHL) then punch her repeatedly in the back of the head until you shoot your load (puck) into her goal.
I went skating with your sister last night and gave her an Angry Hockey Player.
Angry Hockey Player by StanMill August 29, 2005

Wood Hockey 

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.
hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?
Wood Hockey by duke1776 April 23, 2008