Hazeled

When you're having a threesome,and the other guy pulls out to blow his load, misses the chick you're plowing, and blows his load on your chest.

This double penetration with Lindsey was going great until Cody Hazeled me. Totally ruined the mood.

by Frozen badass January 14, 2017

hazel marie

A native thot that wears no underwear. also a secret pornstar on the side.

"dude she's such a Hazel Marie!"

by phat ballzzz September 6, 2017

heel GTA5

That place where you satisfy yourself with your pee pee

Joe I'm going to the heel GTA5

by KarmaWWWW February 25, 2021

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

heelys

Pathetic attempt at an extreme sport, only little kids buy them to look cool to their friends, and for kids who gave up every extreme sport they tried.

If your seen in a skatepark with heelys chances are you'll be beaten the shit out of

by Petey Paublo November 1, 2007

Heelys

A shoe with a wheel on it. Makes kids look/act like douches.

The only human being that should be allowed to wear heelys is Toby Turner AKA Tobuscus.

Tobuscus wearing heelys, circling random women.
Tobuscus: "HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT"

by Anon227 September 13, 2011

heel

The beginning part of a shit, usually a compacted bulbish knob.

"That turd was over 18 inches long, heel to fink!"

by TMOUS May 18, 2006