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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
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Herp

Lacking understanding. Not making sense. Nonsense.

The origin of Derp is easily found, but often wrong. Some claim it began with BASEketball, a 1998 film by the creators of South Park... which in turn led to the replacement of Chef by a Mr. Derp.

Close, but no cigar. The real origin predates 1998 by more than two decades... but Chef is a nice parallel with the original origin, which was surely the inspiration behind the name of his replacement.
The first appearance of the original was on The Muppet Show "Sex and Violence" which first aired in 1975.
The Chef in this case was Swedish. He never said anything remotely English, and spoke in a strange language that was strange enough to be almost Swedish.
Quite often he said something that often sounded like "Herp derp herpy derpy"

That is it. Pure and simple. Completely lacking understanding. Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
by Piss Miggy May 24, 2021
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whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays
by jive turkey 23 October 15, 2011
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Herpe Derpe

Herpe Derpe is when you have herpes and still smash!!
Rannon will give you the Herpe Derpe
by Trolloppz September 20, 2024
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Herpes Pimple

A pimple around and very close to the mouth.
Max: Woah, does Stacey have the herp?!?!
Jason: No dude, she is just suffering from a bad herpes pimple.
by happyplatypus September 18, 2011
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Herpe Heathen

Her/py/He/than; Herpe Heathen-- Just like any other offensive name, a Herpe Heathen is a name often referred to a very well "Bitchy" person. Which for any one this can go more than one way depending on how you use it.
Jessica- "Wow! you are such a queer."
Vanessa-"Shut up you fucking herpe heathen!"

Dick-" You got what from who!? Sad to say man, but you are official a herpe heathen.
by Shloopz January 4, 2017
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Herp

1. A combination of a burp followed by a hiccup.
2. A quick intake of air caused by a hiccup which results in a high/low pitch screech and a burp following after
Friend 1-*herps*
Friend 2-What the actual fuck was that?
Friend 1-it was a herp
by xoulus April 20, 2016
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